Props
I guess you gotta give Diane Kruger some props for trying. She tries very hard. And she is usually soooo close.
But, as they say, close only counts in horseshoes. Certainly not in fashion.
The Roberto Cavallichain link dress seems a little frumpy figure skater. And I don’t get the fur shrug with dress. Put it on a tailored Dita von Teese or Victoria Beckham look and I get it. But with an edgy dress and trash sack booties? Nuh-uh.
Sack of potatoes
Anne Hathaway looks like she is wearing a sack of sparkly potatoes. There is literally *nothing* flattering about this dress.
Hourglass
By golly, hit me over the head.
If you want the appearance of an hourglass figure, I guess it makes sense to stick an enormous be-dazzled hourglass on your dress, huh?
I kissed a girl
Zooey Deschanel seems to be going for the Lily Allen look-alike award. The outfit, the hair, the pose. I don’t like that trend. Next thing you know she’ll have a Christmas tree on her head. It starts innocently with some shimmery silver tights and is a slippery downhill slope from there.
QVC
Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Is this how you have to dress to sell jewelry of QVC? Or is Paula Abdul competing in the Michael Jackson dress-alike contest?
Oh dear
Oh dear. Where to start with this disappointment of a dress?
Chesty gals should NOT wear frou-frou bodices. You’ve got the girls. You don’t need to adorn them with anything else. No bows. No tuxedo-collar wings. Just a simple bodice that highlights what everyone is already looking at anyways.
And why does she always stand a little pigeon toed?
Hair extensions
I’m all for experimenting with hair styles and colors. But this ’do should be retired.
The color is actually nice, but the stringy curls and shapeless style are bad, bad, bad.
Fashion solace
Olga Kurylenko’s Chanel dress is an enormous Quantum of Solace. Is she trying to look like a Jamaican mermaid widow? Or a Nolan Miller Barbie, a la Dynasty? I think Joan Collins wore this dress twenty years ago.
Lethal
Rihanna: is this fashion or a deadly weapon? It makes a great AMA stage costume, but I’m honestly a little frightened by it. Very Pamela Anderson/ Barb Wire, Bridgette Nielsen, or “Letha” Stella from Project Runway. And we know how classy they all are.
PS I do not like your hair as of late. Please rethink the short bouffant look!
JonBenet
OK– this photo of Hayden Panettiere really creeped me out. It reminds me of those weird, highly made up, suggestively dressed four-year-old pageant girls. And she’s wearing a leash of a necklace.
Is anyone watching out for this girl?
