L’Wren
Nicole Kidman has been disappointing me with her consistent L’Wren Scott wardrobe. Soooo snoozy. Really. Is there anything remotely interesting, fresh, or unusual about this dress?
Wake me up when she starts wearing Chanel again.
I’m over the flapper look. Over it, I tell you. Do you hear me Karl Lagerfeld? You may see the Great Gatsby. I just see boring and tired.
And I wouldn’t want to be standing next to her, getting fwapped by those crazy beads every time she moves.
Hit me with your best shot
I am utterly and completely over Taylor Momsen’s Pat Benatar look. Those leggings are really unfortunate.
Plus, I get totally annoyed every time I see her photo. She’s 15 and newly famous. Why does she always look so pissed off about being photographed?
Just not that into you
Note to Jennifer Connelly’s Balmain dress: I’m just not that into you.
I’ll grant you that it’s interesting. But interesting is a code word for, ” I can’t think of anything better to say.” It feels part Dynasty, part mother-of-the-bride, and part Flintstones.
I like the shoes– a lot, actually– but don’t think they relate to the dress at all. It’s like Joan Collins’ shoulders and Sasha Fierce’s feet.
Trashier
Am I crazy, or is this just a trashier version of the Livia Giuggioli (aka Mrs. Colin Firth) Mamma Mia premiere dress?
Fit
Memo to Blake Lively: See all the wrinkles and puckering? Your dress is too small.
QVC
Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Is this how you have to dress to sell jewelry of QVC? Or is Paula Abdul competing in the Michael Jackson dress-alike contest?
Hair extensions
I’m all for experimenting with hair styles and colors. But this ’do should be retired.
The color is actually nice, but the stringy curls and shapeless style are bad, bad, bad.
Fashion solace
Olga Kurylenko’s Chanel dress is an enormous Quantum of Solace. Is she trying to look like a Jamaican mermaid widow? Or a Nolan Miller Barbie, a la Dynasty? I think Joan Collins wore this dress twenty years ago.
Kooky
I usually refrain from posting Juliette Lewis because, frankly, I think she is a little kooky. Not raving lunatic kooky, but just ‘off’ enough that I don’t take her fashion choices seriously.
I still hold to that general premise. Juliette Lewis *is* kooky. But I couldn’t let this sequined jumpsuit go by without any comment.
If you aren’t a Solid Gold dancer, you have absolutely no business sporting a sequined jumpsuit with a 4″ belt. None. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. And, Juliette, despite your attempts to be a singer, you are NOT a Solid Gold dancer.
But what I love best is how dang proud she looks wearing this ridiculous get up!
