Purple People Eaters

May 13, 2008 at 8:05 pm (Charlize Theron, Deep V, Ruffles) ()

Charlize, Charlize, Charlize!? Where did you go wrong? We expect so much more from you! You’re normally spot-on, but this Christian Dior number is all wrong. We know you *had* to wear Christian Dior (you are a spokeswoman, after all), and we know you like haute couture. But did you look in the mirror?

The color is good on her, but the silhouette is horrible. It makes her boyish frame look boxy. Maybe I’d like the skirt better at floor length. I don’t like the pilgrim-buckle on the square yellow pumps. And her hair looks over-shellacked, under dyed, and too helmet-like to go with the dress.

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