Artist angst

May 14, 2008 at 7:19 pm (Floral, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Tights) ()

Ok, Maggie Gyllenhaal. We get it. You are an artist. You are quirky. You don’t like to follow rules or convention. You are avant garde. That all is just fine, but usually you end up looking like a haus-frau wearing your grandmother’s bathrobe.

This little Mayle number tries to look springy with the bright floral, then turns Amish with its shapeless black bottom. The black tights and clod-hopper shoes only make things worse.  The sleeve length and shape is horrible, the zipper is horrible. The weird pocket accent is horrible. Overall, it is just horrible.

The rumpled hair and neon pink lipstick add to the air of dishevelment. Granted, it is probably hard to pick a lipstick color with the floral pattern you are wearing has both pink, red and orange (along with green aqua, yellow and white!) but I wouldn’t recommend the neon pink. Ever.

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