Tribal Trash

May 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm (Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Tribal) ()

Beware — the evil tribal god has been angered. A sacrificial offering will need to be made to appease him, and keep dresses like this from being worn ever again.

Tribal can look great– ethnic, earthy, and dramatic. This achieves none of those goals. The pattern looks like the face of an angry dung beetle. And, honestly, what IS that apron/mud flap in the front? The dress is absolutely shapeless, and the zig-zag hem and striped trim add to the mayhem.

This dress? Fuggetaboutit!

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Organic gone bad

May 19, 2008 at 2:57 pm (Blake Lively, Necklace, Sheer) ()

The second question is: “Where the heck was she when this photo was taken? The back corner of a fire station?” Of course, theĀ  first question is: “What the heck is she wearing!?!?”

The Dolce & Gabbana dress doesn’t look quite done–like she is wearing the muslin pattern they created before the real dress and added a belt.

It does nothing for her figure or her coloring, although who really is going to look good in something the color of rice paper? It doesn’t fit her well– her right boob looks half the size of her left one. Then she adds a necklace that looks like it came from a hemp store or the local renaissance fair. And the sheer tank underdress wouldn’t be necessary if this dress were made of a real fabric.

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