Map of a trainwreck

June 9, 2008 at 4:12 pm (Caprice Bourret, Deep V, Pastels) (, )

England’s best and brightest came out for the Raisa Grobachev Foundation Event this weekend. Apparently (forgive my ignorance) Caprice is an American-born model, entrepreneur, actress and singer best known in the UK forwearing a see-through dress in 1996. Pardon me, I must have missed the issue where she was named GQ Woman of the Year. Thanks for the help, wikipedia!

Anyways, check out this pistachio confection of a dress!? The color is blindingly saccharine sweet. And the neckline looks like a Celtic knot road map of Candyland. Nine out of ten dentists don’t recommend this dress for women who wear dresses.

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It isn’t personal…it’s fashion

June 9, 2008 at 11:28 am (Lace, Mischa Barton, Ruffles, Sequins) ()

We don’t have anything personal against Mischa Barton. She is probably a very nice girl, just trying to make her way in Tinseltown. But her recent clothing choices are bad. Just bad. So here is her third post in less than a week.

Granted, she is at an event for children. We’ll allow the wings and face paint. But who on God’s green earth wears a sequined Chanel bag and a studded shoes/headband combo to an outdoor kids event? C’mon!

Her dress is just plain weird. The strapless lace tent dress is boring and unflattering, but not horrible. I just do not understand the ruffle thing. What IS that!? Was is supposed to form halter straps? Should it be along the top hem? Or do you use it to dust between the slats of your window blinds? I am so confused…

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