Just poor taste

June 11, 2008 at 5:05 pm (Ashlee Simpson, Maxi-dress, Stretch) (, )

Ok…this dress isn’t totally horrible…it’s just in really bad taste.

We expect this kind of trashiness from big sis Jessica, but hoped that Ashlee was a tad classier. I guess not. All hope is lost after the completely cheesy prom-like photos of Jessica dancing with Tony Romo –wearing his tie, no less! Yeesch. Imagine how tasteless her lingerie designs will be.

But back to Ash. I will say that I am not a big fan of the floor length maxi dress. They aren’t flattering in general. They must be stifling hot. And (unless you add the clunky knot at your ankle, a la Ashlee) wouldn’t you trip on the hem?




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Is God a Lakers fan?

June 11, 2008 at 3:30 pm (Denim, Fergie) (, )

No wonder we are being beset with floods and earthquakes. God is distracted by the NBA Finals. And, apparently, he’s rooting for the Lakers.

Check out Fergie’s get up for last night’s game. We know she has overcome a lot in her life…childhood fame, drug addiction, blah, blah, blah. But the Blessed warm-up jacket in Lakers colors is a bit much. So are the purple shoelaces.


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Kate Hudson (revisited)

June 11, 2008 at 9:44 am (Belt, Deep V, Kate Hudson, Ruffles, Shiny) (, )

Another day. Another horrible Kate Hudson dress. Sigh.

Imagine Miss Kate in a store, shuffling through various dresses hanging on the rack. Basic black? Too boring. Maxi-dress? Too shapeless. A crazy brown, yellow and green Zac Posen number with a ruffled skirt straight from a Mexican restaurant waitress uniform? Perrrrrr-fect!

The top of the dress is ok… interesting but not too psychotic. Then we get to the odd belt that looks like an old Gucci watchband and the the *completely ridiculous* skirt. That skirt will definately help you loose a guy in about ten minutes.


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