Clara Barton

June 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm (Bows, Headband, Kelly Osbourne) (, , )

This one renders us a little speechless. Maybe she intended to look like Clara Barton establishing the American Red Cross?

My 90-year old grandma had a bathrobe just like her coat. Grandma’s was fleece, and snapped up the front. Only my grandma was smart enough to get rid of hers!

Keep in mind that Kelly Osbourne is in Milan, the birthplace of all things stylish and fashionable. Is she intentionally insulting the fashion gods with this outfit?


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You say it’s your birthday

June 24, 2008 at 10:03 am (Corsage, Ruffles, Solange Knowles) (, , )

Now we know what to get Solange Knowles for her 22nd birthday– a makeover! She seems to have gone to the Amy Winehouse beauty school for her hairdo. Doesn’t she look a little bit like Kevin Garnett in drag?


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Getting by in Dubai

June 24, 2008 at 9:51 am (Bows, Naomi Watts, Pleated, Sequins) (, , )

Naomi Watts even looks unsure of this Zac Posen outfit. She just looks a little frumpy, with the pleated skirt, long top, librarian blouse. Her hair looks more supermarket-run than red carpet, and overall it just looks like she didn’t try.

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