Buck up, little camper

June 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm (Anne Hathaway, Sashes, Scarf) (, , , )

It’s not necessarily a good day when your ex-boyfriend (whom you broke up with about 20 minutes ago) gets arrested and bail is set at $21 million. But cheer up, Anne Hathaway. Your movie debuted at #1. You are attached at the hip to Steve Carell, one of the funniest people on earth. No need to look so drab.

I had an outfit like this in 1991. It had a skort and two ribbons that laced up in back. I wore it with a scrunchy in my hair to see Julia Roberts in Sleeping with Enemy.

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Roadkill

June 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm (Bows, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Pockets, Sashes) (, , )

Maybe Jamie-Lynn Sigler is going for artsy here, in a Jackson Pollack or Salvador Dali way. It doesn’t say artsy. It says uninspired. It says shapeless. It says too long. It says booooring.

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Metallic sausage

June 25, 2008 at 9:48 am (Corset, Jennifer Hudson, Metallic, Strapless) (, , )

I am a big advocate of fuller-figured gals wearing fitted clothes. But this takes it a bit far. Jennifer Hudson looks like she can’t even breathe in this dress. Poor girl!

A few comments on the plus side: The color is lovely and the vertical stripes are slimming. But on the downside, the skirt feels a tad long and, oh yeah, it is TOO SMALL! Ripples along the waist and hips will never look good, her poor maracas are screaming for a little air, and her hairdo is dismal.

JHud does much better when she isn’t trying to be Sarah Jessica Parker.

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