Golden girls

June 26, 2008 at 3:16 pm (Floral, Maxi-dress, Necklace, Shiny, Tunic, Uma Thurman) (, , , )

Dear Diary, 

For Nelson Mandela’s birthday party I think I’ll wear a dress inspired by The Golden Girls. He is ninety, after all. And I just love that show! Betty White is a riot, and Rue McClanahan is one saucy lady.

Picture it. Sophia Petrillo escapes from the lanai in her muumuu and hauls butt to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. She goes to some parades and even snags a few gold beads and a handful of doubloons, until that wacky Bea Arthur finds her and hauls her back to Shady Pines.

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Choked by the family ties

June 26, 2008 at 2:44 pm (Beaded, Belt, Deep V, Denim, Justine Bateman, Necklace) (, , , )

I’m not sure what Justine Bateman was doing between Family Ties and her recent stint on Desperate Housewives. Somehow she snagged an invite to a Kate Spade dinner last night. And she showed up in this.

Maybe she will be starring in a Lifetime movie about a hardened and emaciated biker chick who likes black eyeliner and beading jewelery. She meets a nice preppy guy, who introduces her to fashionable handbags and dinner soirees. This is beginning to sound like Grease II.


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Make it disappear

June 26, 2008 at 1:02 pm (Bows, Claudia Schiffer) (, , , )

Claudia Schiffer has been everywhere lately.  We love the resurgence of the 90s supermodels, but her demure clothing choices have been aging her unnecessarily. And I think she could do a little more with her hair.

Was this dress inspired by a David Copperfield magic show? Perhaps he could make this look disappear…

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President

June 26, 2008 at 12:21 pm (All Black, Belt, Deep V, Naomi Campbell, Ruffles, Sheer) (, , , )

Hmmm….what to get humanitarian and activist Nelson Mandela on his 90th birthday? If you are Naomi Campbell, apparently the answer is a flash of the granny panties in this sheer dress.

Perhaps she is still smarting from him personally forbidding her to appear on-stage, after her recent airport tussle.

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