Cruisin’

July 14, 2008 at 2:06 pm (Belt, Maxi-dress, Ruffles) (, , )

This photo reminds me of cheesy cruise boat photos with a fake backdrop. Although Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s backdrop is real, the cheesiness remains. All she needs is a lei and a drink in a pineapple with a paper umbrella.

Her Holly Hobby dress leaves a lot to be desired. The patchwork prints AND the boob valance AND the skirt ruffle AND the skirt length AND the belt are too much. C’mon Jamie-Lynn. You are a cute girl. Unless you want to be the lounge act at the Copacabana, we hope for a little more.

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Train wreck

July 14, 2008 at 11:27 am (Belt, Deep V, Denim, Gladiator Sandal, Mary-Kate Olsen, Necklace, Shorts) (, , , , )

It seems that Mary-Kate Olsen is vying for the Courtney Love Train Wreck Award. (You know this is the second highest train wreck award in the world, just behind the Amy Winehouse Train Wreck Award).

Mary-Kate is obviously going through a tough time. She is living in denial. So let’s try to get her into a 12-step fashion rehab program. The first step is admitting you are powerless to bad fashion. Then she has to recognize a higher fashion power, and make amends for her fashion mistakes.

Until then, her fashion errs and her knee-high gladiator sandals will hold her as a bad fashion prisoner.

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