July 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm (All Black, Backless, Deep V, Jumpsuit, Shiny) (, , , , , )

I’m starting to run out of various ways to post this simple truth: I don’t like jumpsuits. I can try to be clever and witty. I can digress on sequins, necklines, shorts or pants. But it still boils down to one simple fact. If it’s a jumpsuit, I don’t like it.

Maggie Gyllenhaal has been amusing in her various Dark Knight promotional appearances. Her wardrobe is usually unconventional and highly conversational. And I do like (to a certain degree) that she seems to not really care if people like her outfit or not.

But today, she looks like a black satin version of Gumby, dammit. And I am guessing that Gumby isn’t the fashion inspiration for too many people.

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Little green monster

July 21, 2008 at 11:17 am (Clutch, Debra Messing, Deep V, Metallic, Ruffles, Sashes, Shiny) (, , , , , )

I feel like Debra Messing has been wearing the same thing for the last three years. She has been wearing some variation of this dress over and over and over, and this one is particularly bad.

It is very green.
It is very shiny.
It is very puckered.
It is very big.
It is VERY boring.

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