Speechless

August 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm (Debi Mazar, High Waisted, Tribal) (, , , , , )

I don’t think Debi Mazar is pregnant. But even if she is, pregnancy is no excuse for this atrocious dress.  It has left me utterly speechless. How can you even put this dress into words?

I feel like an alien invasion is occurring in her dress. Perhaps it’s like Atari Asteroids, right before your are obliterated because so many asteroids are coming down on your missile. No matter how hard you try, how quickly you move your joystick back and forth, and how many times you click on the button to fire, the asteroids keep coming down faster and faster and faster until you deteriorate and die out.

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