There’s no place like home

August 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm (Deep V, Denim, Katie Holmes, Sequins, Suri Cruise) (, , , , , , )

Did Katie Holmes pack a weekend duffel bag for her stay in New York? And isn’t NYC usually unbearably hot in the summer? She’s been wearing these pegged Prps Jeans every dang day, with long-sleeved sweaters and cardigans, as if she doesnt have any other clothes.

The Wizard of Oz quotes about her shoes are whizzing around my head. Is she off to see the wizard? Is there no place like home? Is Suri  really Toto? Sweaters and pegged jeans and flats, oh my! I know we’re not in Kansas!

Finally, what is up with Suri Cruise? Sure, she is cute as a dumpling. But how can a two year-old be on a swing and not break out in a huge grin? It doesn’t seem natural. Maybe those bottles she still uses put her in a trance?

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One way or another

August 6, 2008 at 9:49 am (Deborah Harry, Lace, Shorts, Stripes) (, , , , , )

Was Deborah Harry going for nautical or Gothic here? One way or another, this outfit is a complete mess. Blondie, I certainly don’t getcha getcha getcha.

From what I can tell, this look started as a black lace dress. Anyone over the age of 60 is going down a dangerous path with sheer lace and granny pants, but we could probably live with that fashion infraction.

It is the non-sensical nautical striped top that puts this look over the edge. Was she chilly on the way over? Did she want to conceal her arms? Was she considering a menage a trios with Captain and Tennille?

Add the orthapedic sandals, pale make-up and aging hairdo to the mix, and this look is far from Rapture.

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