… and guest

August 21, 2008 at 1:43 pm (Rumer Willis, Sneakers) (, , , , , , , , , )

Instead of my usual ranting and raving on bad fashion, I am going to rant and rave about the Willis-Moore-Kutcher-plus-two-random-boys-from-down-the-street family.

Let me tell you a little story. When I got married, we invited my husband’s aunt and uncle. They took it upon themselves to invite their four kids (which I guess makes a little sense, at least they are related). But then those four kids each brought a guest! So one invitation now totals ten people! How does that work on the RSVP card?

Yes, this story does relate…I promise.

So–yippee–someone is paying Rumer to act in a movie. Whoop-de-doo. She needs to come to the premiere. Makes sense. She can even bring a date. But how does “Rumer Willis and guest” become nine f*ing people!?!? How pathetic is it that Bruce and random woman #47 and Demi and Ashton have to show up? I’m sure they are really proud of her. Blah, blah, blah. Their “come out and support her” sounds a lot like “come out and upstage her.”

And how big is her part in The House Bunny? She is listed eleventh in the cast list, behind “Sweet Prostitute” and “Dean Simmons.” Somehow her other ten cast mates (who presumably have bigger parts) made it to the premiere without an entourage of their entire neighborhood.

Finally–what is the deal with Aston’s shoes? I get that tennies on the red carpet is the newest thing. But a few points: 1) When Tom Cruise is doing it, it is already inherently lame. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. 2) If you still insist on wearing the sneaks, where a sleek street version, not these dorky shoes-you-would-actually-do-some-exercise-in.

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