At a loss

August 28, 2008 at 3:11 pm (Clutch, Deep V, Heidi Montag, Jumpsuit, Sashes) (, , , , , , )

I’m at a loss. Spent. Don’t know what else to say. Reason doesn’t work. Logic means nothing. So I have no words left to explain how and why and where I do NOT like jumpsuits.

Instead, I’ll focus all that contempt and dislike for Heidi Montag instead. Grrrr.

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Aunt Jemima

August 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm (Jessica Simpson, Plaid, Strapless) (, , , , , )

Jessica Simpson has beat her “country” look to an utter and complete pulp. Ugh. Unless you’re Dolly Parton (for whom country kitsch has been elevated to an art form), looking this country/folksy/hillbilly just isn’t necessary. It certainly doesn’t make your CD sell any better!

If Aunt Jemima moonlighted as a Playboy bunny, this is the dress she would wear. It is unfashionable, unflattering, and utterly unappealing. Almost as unappealing as the looks Jessica makes when she sings.

PS How many more of these “love of my life” covers will we have to endure?

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Coochie, Coochie

August 28, 2008 at 11:19 am (All Black, Eva Herzigova, Feathers, Necklace, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Eva Herzigova sure looks happy to be at the Venice Film Festival. Granted, being in any close proximity to George Clooney and Brad Pitt would elicit some excitement. But this seems a tad excessive.

For some reason, this look evokes images of Charo for me. Maybe it’s the overplayed feathers on skirt AND sleeve, or unkempt blond hair. Maybe it’s the sparkly choker, or the Vegas showgirl sandals. Or maybe it’s the can-can pose she’s striking. Whatever it is, I say “coochie, coochie.”

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