Aunt Jemima

August 28, 2008 at 12:23 pm (Jessica Simpson, Plaid, Strapless) (, , , , , )

Jessica Simpson has beat her “country” look to an utter and complete pulp. Ugh. Unless you’re Dolly Parton (for whom country kitsch has been elevated to an art form), looking this country/folksy/hillbilly just isn’t necessary. It certainly doesn’t make your CD sell any better!

If Aunt Jemima moonlighted as a Playboy bunny, this is the dress she would wear. It is unfashionable, unflattering, and utterly unappealing. Almost as unappealing as the looks Jessica makes when she sings.

PS How many more of these “love of my life” covers will we have to endure?

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