Soda jerk

September 8, 2008 at 2:35 pm (Belt, Pink, Strapless, Stripes) (, , , , , , )

So here is the concept for Pink’s next video:

She is a quiet girl working the soda fountain in the 1950s. She’s all preppy and sweet and girly.

Then she busts out of that confining traditional mold with some screaming guitar riffs. She pulls off her bobby socks and poodle skirt. She grabs the fabric from the ice cream shop awnings and makes it into a crazy strapless Alexis Lamontagna dress with an unreasonably full skirt.

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Superhero powers

September 8, 2008 at 10:13 am (Christina Aguilera, Sequins) (, , , , , , )

Christina Aguilera scares me a little bit. She once went through a fifties Betty Boop phase, but this look is more Sequined Goth Spider Woman with freakishly large boobs.

Memo to Xtina: you are not a superhero or starring in a comic book. You don’t have to pull your Roberto Cavalli dress halfway down your torso. You don’t have to maul your shockingly white hair with a flatiron. And you definitely don’t need to rehire this make-up technician.

It’s really a sad day when both Britney Spears and Aubrey O’Day were both better dressed than you.

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