Curtain swag

September 9, 2008 at 10:27 am (All White, Beaded, Draped, Sheer) (, , , , , , )

Oh, to be eighteen again. Fair hair. Dewy skin. And stinking filthy unbelievably rich from all the Harry Potter movies. The world is Emma Watson’s oyster.

So why dost thou wear my mother-in-law’s draped curtain swags? Sure, her curtains aren’t made by Alexander McQueen. They are probably polyester chiffon from JC Penney. But the resemblance is striking.

I’d actually like the dress a lot more without the draping along the top. The beading along the bodice is absolutely beautiful, and the draping in the skirt is tolerable (except perhaps for the front v).

The custom Alexander McQueen shoes scream– can you hear them screaming?– bad bridal shoe. You can never go wrong with silver and strappy. Stay away from the Marie Antoinette slippers.

Finally. With all affection. We love you. Emma, please lighten the color of your eyebrows.

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