Bermuda triangle

September 10, 2008 at 1:14 pm (Fur, Leather, Mary-Kate Olsen) (, , , , , , )

Perhaps Mary-Kate Olsen is doing research for a role. Maybe she is thinking of playing Amelia Earhart? Why else would she select this woolly mammoth of a jacket? And at least Amelia accessorized her bomber jacket with a scarf and a smile.

I do have to admit to a bias against bomber jackets with wool collars. I have a distant recollection of bomber jackets long ago. It’s a foggy memory, but what I remember the most is that the woolly collar smelled musty and dusty and gross. Just want you want ensconced around your neck. Yeeeesch.

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Even if

September 10, 2008 at 9:47 am (Kelly Osbourne, Lace, Ruffles, Shiny, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Even if I concede that quirky fashions are allowed at a Betsey Johnson show, this dress is bad.

Even if I concede that Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty good these days, this dress is bad.

Even if I concede that Betsey Johnson’s models were wearing garish confectionery wigs, and am grateful that Kelly didn’t follow suit, this dress is bad.

Even if I look past the white shoes and sunglasses, this dress is bad.

I guess this dress is just bad.

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