Bermuda triangle
Perhaps Mary-Kate Olsen is doing research for a role. Maybe she is thinking of playing Amelia Earhart? Why else would she select this woolly mammoth of a jacket? And at least Amelia accessorized her bomber jacket with a scarf and a smile.
I do have to admit to a bias against bomber jackets with wool collars. I have a distant recollection of bomber jackets long ago. It’s a foggy memory, but what I remember the most is that the woolly collar smelled musty and dusty and gross. Just want you want ensconced around your neck. Yeeeesch.
Even if
Even if I concede that quirky fashions are allowed at a Betsey Johnson show, this dress is bad.
Even if I concede that Kelly Osbourne is looking pretty good these days, this dress is bad.
Even if I concede that Betsey Johnson’s models were wearing garish confectionery wigs, and am grateful that Kelly didn’t follow suit, this dress is bad.
Even if I look past the white shoes and sunglasses, this dress is bad.
I guess this dress is just bad.
