Squirrel sleeves
Mmmm…pardon me. Your Royal Highness? Princess Eleonora of Yugoslavia? I most humbly interrupt your royalness to let you know that…ahem…you seem to be…ahh…under attack.
I am not sure how squirrels got into the swanky Tod’s Private Dinner. The footmen will be thoroughly interrogated. I certainly hope the didn’t draw any blood. But these traitorous squirrels have overtaken your overly blousey top and are wreaking havoc on your shoulders.
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