Dowdy

September 30, 2008 at 2:29 pm (All Black, Brooch, Salma Hayek) (, , , , , , )

Who forced Salma Hayekto wear the dowdy pilgrim home-ec Morticia Adams Balenciaga dress? Maybe this is her “I’m just friends with Francois-Henri Pinault” dress.

She has an unbelievable, gravity defying figure. Why oh why does she cover up every bit of skin? Why is so accessorizing with her grandma’s rhinestone brooch? Please, Salma. Bring sexy back.

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Hot off the runway

September 30, 2008 at 11:17 am (All White, Roisin Murphy) (, , , , , , )

Hot off the Gareth Pugh‘s Paris runway, Roisin Murphy wore this futuristic dress to yesterday’s Christian Dior show.

Gee…I dunno. Inherently, Gareth Pugh’s “Joan Crawford meets Predator” look for Spring 09 isn’t for everyone. His stuff is very out there.

This dress in particular looks like the Michelin man humped an armadillo. Could she look *more* unhappy wearing it?

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