Joe six pack

October 8, 2008 at 3:04 pm (Flats, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise) (, , , , , , )

Here is case-in-point that the Tom Cruise family lives in a different world than us average “Joe six packs.” In May, Suri Cruise is photographed playing with her mom’s $600 Roger Vivier flats. Ergo, it makes perfect sense that said child is made a one-of-a-kind custom-made pair of Roger Vivier flats.

Awww. How cute. Mommy and me get to wear matching shoes. Never mind that these are ridiculously expensive shoes that she’ll outgrow in 3 months (not that I think they had to buy then, mind you).

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Cry for help

October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm (Aubrey O'Day, Brooch, Headband, Metallic, T-Shirt) (, , , , , , , )

This isn’t an outfit. This is a cry for help. And for hair dye.

I am sure the Obama campaign is very proud of this celebrity endorsement. It will help them secure the white trash skanky vote. Or perhaps she’ll do a lap dance for anyone in Ohio or Florida who will vote for Obama rather than McCain.

PS That poor dog. His t-shirt says “I bark 4 Obama.”

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Save the jokes

October 8, 2008 at 10:31 am (Cardigan, Kenley Collins, Project Runway, Sarah Silverman, Strapless, Tulle) (, , , , , , , , )

I know Sarah Silverman is a comedian, but she should say the jokes, not wear them! This Betsey Johnson dress looks like Amy Winehouse became a synchronized swimmer.

The petal skirt also reminds me a bit of Kenley’s reptile mermaid.

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