From a distance

October 13, 2008 at 10:24 am (Asymmetrical, Checkered, Leather, Lindsay Lohan, Sheer) (, , , , , , )

From a distance (to quote a sappy Bette Midler), Lindsay Lohan looks ok. Zooming in tells a completely different story. She becomes a trainwreck.

Exhibit A: Spray Tan. How did they miss her knees and ankles? And is she really that pasty and ashen?

Exhibit B: Sheer Top. You can see the tag on the side, and there seems to have been a rip near her right boob that was shoddily fixed.

Exhibit C: Bra Strap. Three cheers that she wore a bra, given the sheerness of the top and her propensity to go without support. But why not a strapless bra?

I think she should have kept her leather jacket on!

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Little Bo Peep

October 13, 2008 at 10:12 am (Belt, January Jones, Lace, Ruffles, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
at the Hollywood Life Awards
and doesn’t know where to find them.

(Perhaps they are hidingĀ under all these yards of lace and organza.)

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