November 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm (Boots, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lace, Lingerie, Necklace) (, , , , , , )

Is Gwyneth Paltow’s Antonio Berardi dress supposed to be sultry? Alluring? Cuz I just don’t see it.

Instead, I see a phallic crotch cover, granny undergarments, and shoes with built in footies.

I wonder if the boots have little white pom poms on the back of her ankles?

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First lady

November 5, 2008 at 12:45 pm (Cardigan, Michelle Obama, Sashes) (, , , , , , )

I’m thrilled and excited that a) the political ads will finally end and b) that Obama was elected.

I’m less than thrilled with Michelle Obama’s Narciso Rodriguez dress. I loved that the new first family was all coordinated. But I just didn’t like how the dress cut her up. It was black at the neckline, red at the bust, black at the waist/cummerbund and sides, red at the thighs, and black again at the hem. That’s a lot going on.

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