Hourglass

November 10, 2008 at 4:19 pm (Sequins, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

This Reem Acra dress is actually kinda pretty. And Catherine Zeta Jones’ skin looks absolutely radiant.

But I think CZJ needs to wear a shape that makes her look curvier. Less boxy. And this dress ain’t doing it.

Finally, what is the story with her hairdo? Is she channelling Zsa Zsa’s bouffant hairstyle? Or has she been hanging with too many senior citizens? Please, Catherine. Cut back on the Aqua Net.

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Mojo

November 10, 2008 at 4:07 pm (Asymmetrical, Clutch, Costume, Hat, Salma Hayek) (, , , , , , )

I *really* want Salma Hayek to get her mojo back.

Where is the va-va-voom? I don’t see it in this Stella McCartney dress. Sure, the event had a twenties feel. But I think the color makes her look washed out, the fit does nothing to highlight her tremendous assets, and the beaded skull cap is just awkward.

On the plus side, she has moved away from her previous Morticia-Addams-cover-every-inch-of-skin looks. Perhaps we should just be pleased with progress.

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Fore!

November 10, 2008 at 3:12 pm (Beaded, Feathers, Headband, Mischa Barton) (, , , , , , )

I normally love the flounce, frill and sheer romance of Marchesa, but Mischa Barton’s dress is a tad ridiculous.

Perhaps it would better in a different color, but this green just makes me think of golf, croquet, or any other uppity lawn sport. I mean, seriously. Is the skirt made out of dill?

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