You got me at the bangs

November 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm (All Black, Brooch, Draped, Jessica Alba, Necklace) (, , , , , , )

I can hardly look past Jessica Alba’s  bangs to see the Gucci dress.

Are we really going to try this bang thing? It didn’t work for Katie Holmes. It didn’t work for Christina Aguilera. Sure, it looks cute on Suri, but she also still wears a diaper. So, Jessica, I don’t recommend keeping this hair style.

As for the dress, it is OK. Kinda bleeech, but OK. If I worked to have my body look that good, no way would I choose a drapey, slouchy, bunchy black number.

I know that statement vintage accessories are all the rage, but it kinda looks a frilly pocket watch chain. All she needs is a smoking jacket and a monocle.

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Shuffleboard

November 14, 2008 at 12:53 pm (Marisa Tomei) (, , , , , , )

I think I’m being hypnotized by Marisa Tomei’s Alberta Ferretti muumuu. I’m mysteriously feeling a little sleepy.

It also looks like she squeezed in the Milk movie premiere between rounds of shuffleboard and taking her bischon frise to the dog groomer. I think my aunt had a similar dress in the 70s made of a completely flammable polyester.

Finally, it also kinda reminds me of Van Gogh’s Starry Night.

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