Rant and rave

December 9, 2008 at 1:51 pm (Denim, Tom Cruise) (, , , , , , , , )

WARNING: This post isn’t about fashion. It is just a general ranting and raving about Tom Cruise.

I pride myself for being on the “Tom Cruise is Totally Annoying” bandwagon long before he met Katie and jumped on any couches. I found him to be a) a complete tool and b) an over-actor loooong before it was popular.

But I provide this photo as evidence on a long list of “Tom Cruise is Totally Annoying” evidence.

Remember your high school friend’s mom who tried way too hard to be hip, cool, and with it? Using the kid’s slang improperly, dressing far too young, and acting like a dork? Well, friends, guess what? That is Tom Cruise.

Here he is showing his “moves” on MuchMusic. And he’s giving eloping advice to the second and third most annoying people on earth: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Who decided to put Tom Cruise on The Hills: Live After the Show anyways? He’s 46 years old, for heaven’s sake! Were Mickey Rooney, ¬†Helen Mirren¬†and Clint Eastwood already booked?

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