Message in a bottle

January 22, 2009 at 2:44 pm (Sting, Trudie Styler) (, , , , , , , , , )

Message in a bottle to Sting and Trudie Styler:

Sure, you got it goin’ on. You’re tantric, you eat organic, and you have bazillions of dollars. You guys are amazing for being in your fifties; we all should be so lucky.

But you are in your fifties. Be proud of it. Lay off the plastic surgery, botox, and unabomber hair dye.You can be the hippest people in your age group, but don’t try to compete with people in their thirties.

Embrace it, ‘cuz you really do got it goin’ on.

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