Natural death

April 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm (Deep V, Halter, Jumpsuit, Kate Walsh, Necklace) (, , , , , , )

Why won’t jumpsuits die a natural death? They are universally unflattering, unless you happen to be over 6 feet tall. Kate Walsh’s is particularly unattractive, unless she intended to look like a barrel or the Dalai Lama.

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My eyes

April 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm (Floral, Katy Perry) (, , , , , , )

My eyes! My eyes! Dear Lord in heaven, my eyes!

My retinas have burned and my pupils are dilated, all due to Katy Perry’s pant suit!

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L’Wren

April 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm (All Black, Backless, Mock Turtleneck, Nicole Kidman, Sequins) (, , , , , )

Nicole Kidman has been disappointing me with her consistent L’Wren Scott wardrobe. Soooo snoozy. Really. Is there anything remotely interesting, fresh, or unusual about this dress?

Wake me up when she starts wearing Chanel again.

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Oompa Loompa

April 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , )

WTF? When did Valentino morph into an Oopma Loompa?

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ARGyle

April 2, 2009 at 2:57 pm (Argyle, Buttons, Cardigan, Michelle Obama, Necklace, Pleated) (, , , , , , )

Michelle Obama followed Jackie-O’s fashion footsteps across the pond. Has she been a little more casual than I would suggest? Perhaps. But she’s also been looking fresh and classy and fabulous.

Today’s outfit I just don’t get. First and foremost, it does not match. And I think it was intended to match. The shoe, dress and cardigan colors are all off, and not it a quirky “this doesn’t match but it goes together” way, but in a “she really wants these to all the the same color but they aren’t.”

And what is the deal with the sweater? Besides being off-buttoned (is that on purpose?) and manically argyled (the left sleeve, which you can’t see here, is also argyle), it just isn’t appealing.

While I love that she is rewearing the inaguration Jimmy Choo shoes, I didn’t think the green color worked on inaguration day and I don’t think they work today.

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