28 Dresses

July 22, 2008 at 5:01 pm (Anna Popplewell, Bows, Sashes, Shiny) (, , , , , )

Dear Diary,

I just loved the movie 27 Dresses. It was sooo funny, and that James Marsden sure is a cutie pie. He was great in Enchanted too. I really love him. Now, I’m only 19, and he’s like 34. Maybe if I dress like I’m twice my age, he’ll like me more.

This “dress older” plan is great. That’ll snag me the man of my dreams. I’ll wear a matronly red dress that covers my knees and has poofy sleeves. The bright red will make my porcelain white skin look even whiter. And I’ll do my hair in a great up-do that should add a good ten years to my appearance.

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Checkered chronicles

July 1, 2008 at 8:34 am (Anna Popplewell, Checkered, Pleated) (, , , , , )

Maybe people are only looking at Ben Barnes, and Anna Popplewell has to work extra hard at getting noticed. So she grabs the nearest checkered flag, and wraps it around her like a bath towel.

A girl starring in a summer blockbuster has to be a little more fashion savvy. This dress is shapeless and is smashing the girls down to her waist.

Anna: you’re 19. Live it up while you can! Show off your waist! Give us a little leg! And– in the name of all fashion that is holy and good– never, never, ever wear those shoes again. Please.

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