Sack of potatoes

February 3, 2009 at 1:09 pm (Anne Hathaway, Metallic, Sheer) (, , , , , , )

Anne Hathaway looks like she is wearing a sack of sparkly potatoes. There is literally *nothing* flattering about this dress.

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January 15, 2009 at 11:12 am (Anne Hathaway, Belt, Deep V, Fringe, Knit) (, , , , , , )

I guess I’m supposed to love this because it’s Chanel. Or at least respect it. After all, Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. But I don’t love it. I don’t even really like it. And I won’t respect it in the morning.

I mean, doesn’t it really look like a cheap shredded rug from WalMart? I don’t think it’s particularly flattering or adventurous or new. It’s utterly forgettable, and the Baker’s prom pumps are heinous.

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Vacuum cleaner bag

September 16, 2008 at 9:50 am (Anne Hathaway, Ruffles, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Anne Hathaway’s Oscar de la Renta dress might not photograph well. It is described as black and white, but in the photo it looks like a muddled gray. In fact, it looks like the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag. Or a carcinogenic lung. Blech.

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The little mermaid

September 5, 2008 at 10:39 am (Anne Hathaway, Draped, Necklace, Pastels, Ruffles, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

There are a handful of celebrities who have the persona to match this dress. Charlize. Nicole. I think Anne looks a tad timid yet.

Of course it is a whopper of a dress. If you like full-on drama, then you’ll love this Atelier Versace gown. I’m not sold 100%. It’s like a sideways mullet– mini-dress on her left, frou frou train trailing to her right.

And the color feels a little washed-out against her skin, unless you count the seafoam green crinolines. And the ruffle swirls make me hum “Under the Sea” while swaying back and forth in my hoop dress.

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Buck up, little camper

June 25, 2008 at 3:25 pm (Anne Hathaway, Sashes, Scarf) (, , , )

It’s not necessarily a good day when your ex-boyfriend (whom you broke up with about 20 minutes ago) gets arrested and bail is set at $21 million. But cheer up, Anne Hathaway. Your movie debuted at #1. You are attached at the hip to Steve Carell, one of the funniest people on earth. No need to look so drab.

I had an outfit like this in 1991. It had a skort and two ribbons that laced up in back. I wore it with a scrunchy in my hair to see Julia Roberts in Sleeping with Enemy.

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