Stylist needed

September 5, 2008 at 11:46 am (Annette Bening, Bows) (, , , , , , )

I love Annette Bening. I think she is talented, smart, witty, and seems like a lot of fun. But the lady needs a stylist. Badly.

It wouldn’t take much to get her looking fab-u-lous. All she needs is a dress that isn’t stick-straight and tight. Perhaps a wrap dress that nips her waist and adds some volume to the hips? A slightly higher heel. Grow out the bangs and lose the hair bow. A little make-up tutoring.

Annette…give us a call.

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Ladies who lunch

June 18, 2008 at 1:49 pm (Annette Bening, Floral) (, )

Is Annette Benning trying to look dowdy? Her dress looks like it was fashioned from various patterned Caspari luncheon napkins. It’s just hideous. Too long. Too shapeless. Too boring. And did she dry her hair by leaving the top down in the convertible on the way over?

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