Cry for help

October 8, 2008 at 2:54 pm (Aubrey O'Day, Brooch, Headband, Metallic, T-Shirt) (, , , , , , , )

This isn’t an outfit. This is a cry for help. And for hair dye.

I am sure the Obama campaign is very proud of this celebrity endorsement. It will help them secure the white trash skanky vote. Or perhaps she’ll do a lap dance for anyone in Ohio or Florida who will vote for Obama rather than McCain.

PS That poor dog. His t-shirt says “I bark 4 Obama.”

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Oy Vay O’Day

September 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm (Aubrey O'Day, Boots, Cut-outs, Sequins, Stripes) (, , , , , , )

We know Aubrey O’Day has high needs for attention. She’ll do whatever it takes to get her picture taken. Imagine her and Bai Ling and Phoebe Price stranded together on an island with no photographers. Heaven.

We hate to give her the attention she craves by posting her fashion choices. So let’s not focus on her. Instead, what compelled Giuseppe Zanotti to make these crazy peep toe shoe boots? Perhaps he was inspired by his dog’s neck cone? Maybe she is joining a stiletto soccer game and needs couture shin guards?

I like the version on his website, without the extended calf cuff. This version feels like an exaggerated ankle strap, but is still within the realm of reason.

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Queen of upstaging

August 22, 2008 at 8:54 am (Aubrey O'Day, Boots, Deep V, Feathers, Leggings, Snakeskin) (, , , , , , )

You know the rule that guests don’t wear white to a wedding, because it upstages the bride? Well, that’s nothing to The Queen of Upstaging– Aubrey O’Day.

Think of the poor animals had to sacrifice for this outfit. Ostriches without feathers and snakes without skin. And for what purpose? For her to look like a a trampy feather duster?

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