June 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm (Bows, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Pockets, Sashes) (, , )

Maybe Jamie-Lynn Sigler is going for artsy here, in a Jackson Pollack or Salvador Dali way. It doesn’t say artsy. It says uninspired. It says shapeless. It says too long. It says booooring.


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Tribal Trash

May 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm (Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Tribal) ()

Beware — the evil tribal god has been angered. A sacrificial offering will need to be made to appease him, and keep dresses like this from being worn ever again.

Tribal can look great– ethnic, earthy, and dramatic. This achieves none of those goals. The pattern looks like the face of an angry dung beetle. And, honestly, what IS that apron/mud flap in the front? The dress is absolutely shapeless, and the zig-zag hem and striped trim add to the mayhem.

This dress? Fuggetaboutit!

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