Hef

January 9, 2009 at 11:51 am (All Black, Belt, Clutch, Jessica Alba, Pajamas, Polka Dots) (, , , , , , )

Really? Really, Jessica Alba?

You want us to buy cropped satin pajamas as high fashion? They may be Dolce and Gabbana, but it looks more like the House of Hef. All you need are velvet slippers and a post coitus cigarette.

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You got me at the bangs

November 14, 2008 at 3:17 pm (All Black, Brooch, Draped, Jessica Alba, Necklace) (, , , , , , )

I can hardly look past Jessica Alba’s  bangs to see the Gucci dress.

Are we really going to try this bang thing? It didn’t work for Katie Holmes. It didn’t work for Christina Aguilera. Sure, it looks cute on Suri, but she also still wears a diaper. So, Jessica, I don’t recommend keeping this hair style.

As for the dress, it is OK. Kinda bleeech, but OK. If I worked to have my body look that good, no way would I choose a drapey, slouchy, bunchy black number.

I know that statement vintage accessories are all the rage, but it kinda looks a frilly pocket watch chain. All she needs is a smoking jacket and a monocle.

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