Respect

January 15, 2009 at 11:12 am (Anne Hathaway, Belt, Deep V, Fringe, Knit) (, , , , , , )

I guess I’m supposed to love this because it’s Chanel. Or at least respect it. After all, Karl Lagerfeld is a genius. But I don’t love it. I don’t even really like it. And I won’t respect it in the morning.

I mean, doesn’t it really look like a cheap shredded rug from WalMart? I don’t think it’s particularly flattering or adventurous or new. It’s utterly forgettable, and the Baker’s prom pumps are heinous.

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Poodle

November 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm (All Black, Cardigan, Clutch, Katie Lee Joel, Knit, Tights) (, , , , , , )

Two questions: 1.) Why would anyone invite Katie Lee Joel to the Australia premiere? 2.) Why the heck did she come dressed as a black standard poodle?

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Oh noe Zoe!

September 23, 2008 at 12:13 pm (Fringe, Knit, Plaid, Rachel Zoe, Tights) (, , , , , , )

It seems that, between her hectic styling career and her Bravo TV show, Rachel Zoe still has some extra time on her hands. Cuz she has obviously picked up latch hook, and insists on wearing her crafty items to the Salvatore Ferragamo show in Milan.

Seriously, come on. The dress is plaid. And bulky. And fringed. And shapeless. And cowl-necked. Who can wear that? And, more importantly, why would they want to wear a Scottish throw rug?

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Cindy Lou Who

September 12, 2008 at 5:34 pm (Cardigan, Cindy McCain, Knit, Stripes) (, , , , , )

Cindy McCain is proof positive that spending a lot of money on designer clothes doesn’t necessarily mean you will be stylish.

Although she has previously demonstrated a strong fondess for garish colors (remember turquoise, mustard, and fuchsia?), at least she usually she sticks to one monochromatic garish color at a time.

Earlier this week, she selected an overly festive How the Grinch Stole Christmas color palette. Augment the red and green color scheme with the striped texture to her dress, the knitted and tasseled teapot cozy of a cardigan, and the bright pink wrist cast, and instead of Cindy Lou Hensley from Arizona you have Cindy Lou Who straight from Whoville.

PS Does that make John McCain the Grinch? (Sorry…I just couldn’t resist!)

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Vacation

July 25, 2008 at 4:03 pm (Denim, Fergie, Hat, High Waisted, Knit, Mischa Barton, Shorts, Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , )

I’m going on vacation for a few days. What should I pack?

Here is my checklist….

m Crocheted swim suit

 

 

 

m High-waisted denim short shorts

  

m Fedora hat

 

 

 

 m A butler– I mean husband– to carry my bags

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aaahhh…forget it…too complicated. I’ll just pack my captain’s hat and call it a day.

See you in a few days!

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This has GOT to hurt

June 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm (Knit, Leggings, Mischa Barton, Ruffles, Vest) ()

I literally winced in pain when I saw this picture. Ouch! Those pants simply cannot be comfortable. It looks like she pulled out her stirrup pants from 6th grade, when she was both shorter and lighter. I can’t imagine that any gynecological professional would advocate a woman wearing pants that tight.

And I can’t even find the words to describe the vest. Is it knit? Crocheted? Latch-hooked? Or was she attacked by a swarm of Grandma’s toaster covers and tea cozies?

Wow. This one leaves us truly speechless. And covering our eyes.

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