Orange you glad to see me?

February 13, 2009 at 11:12 am (Cut-outs, Lace, Michelle Monaghan, Ruffles, Sheer, Tulle) (, , , , , )

I was on a little vacation, and came back to see Michelle Monaghan wearing this Louis Vuitton train wreck.

Whaaaaat? Was I gone too long? Did my eye sight get distorted from too much sun? WTF is this thing? And what would compel anyone (other than Madonna, who is paid to wear Vuitton) to wear this monstrosity?

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Liked it at first

May 15, 2008 at 6:51 pm (Deep V, Michelle Monaghan, Necklace, Sheer) ()

The first photo I saw of Michelle Monaghan in this dress was only waist up, and I liked it well enough.

Then I saw this full-length photo and my heart sank. The top really does nothing for her and the skirt is atrocious. Her hips look gi-normous in relation to her waist and bust. And why is the lining two inches shorter than the skirt hem?

I also realized that there is a sheer “undershirt.” It reminds me of figure skating costumes. And I doubt that she is planning to do any triple lutzes on the red carpet.

I think the necklace is a tad heavy for a gauzy and light dress.  It looks like a Purple Heart medal strung on a railroad track.

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