Trashier

January 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm (Beaded, Livia Giuggioli, Paris Hilton, Sequins, Shiny) (, , , , , , , )

Am I crazy, or is this just a trashier version of the Livia Giuggioli (aka Mrs. Colin Firth) Mamma Mia premiere dress?

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Trompe l’oeil

December 23, 2008 at 9:41 am (Belt, Draped, Paris Hilton, Suits) (, , , , , , )

In architecture, this shirt would be a trompe l’oeil. Given that it’s Paris, though, should it be a tramp l’oeil?

I think this is what Fred Flinstone would wear if he had to wear a suit–¬†cartoonish and silly. And the skirt, tights and shoes are dullsville.

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Going for gold

August 25, 2008 at 9:56 am (Cut-outs, Deep V, Headband, Paris Hilton, Sequins, Shiny, Stretch) (, , , , , , )

Unless Paris Hilton is participating in an Olympic sport, there is no good excuse for this outfit. While our expectations from Ms. Hilton aren’t high in the first place, this get-up is truly ridiculous. It isn’t flattering, it isn’t functional, and sure as heck isn’t fashionable.

And just in case you didn’t know who she is, it was particularly kind of her to emblazon her name along her T, with a follow-up across her A.

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My fair maiden?

June 20, 2008 at 3:05 pm (All Black, Bows, Floral, Paris Hilton) (, )

Paris Hilton’s dress isn’t horrendous– a bit bland, but not horrendous.

Please tell me, though, what the deal is with her headband!? Is she auditioning for the local Renaissance Fair? On her way to be the bridesmaid for Robin Hood and the Maid Marian? Otherwise, I just don’t get it.

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