Oh noe Zoe!

September 23, 2008 at 12:13 pm (Fringe, Knit, Plaid, Rachel Zoe, Tights) (, , , , , , )

It seems that, between her hectic styling career and her Bravo TV show, Rachel Zoe still has some extra time on her hands. Cuz she has obviously picked up latch hook, and insists on wearing her crafty items to the Salvatore Ferragamo show in Milan.

Seriously, come on. The dress is plaid. And bulky. And fringed. And shapeless. And cowl-necked. Who can wear that? And, more importantly, why would they want to wear a Scottish throw rug?

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Stylin’ Stylist?

July 10, 2008 at 8:51 am (Clutch, Maxi-dress, Necklace, Rachel Zoe) (, , , , )

A fashion stylist’s basic charge is to make people look good. In theory, at least, I’d think that person should look good themselves, right?

I will concede that Rachel Zoe doesn’t look horrible here. At least she is kinda half-heartedly smiling, and her hair is pretty.

But you’ve got to be kidding me with the shapeless, drop waisted,¬†gunny sack, skin-tone-yellow dress here. Does she even have a body under there? Or is she just a cube of bland and boring cheese?

What is the point of working out and starving yourself (not that I do either, honestly) if this is what you are going to wear?

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