L’Wren

April 6, 2009 at 1:32 pm (All Black, Backless, Mock Turtleneck, Nicole Kidman, Sequins) (, , , , , )

Nicole Kidman has been disappointing me with her consistent L’Wren Scott wardrobe. Soooo snoozy. Really. Is there anything remotely interesting, fresh, or unusual about this dress?

Wake me up when she starts wearing Chanel again.

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February 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm (All Black, Beaded, Nicole Kidman, Sequins) (, , , , , , )

I’m over the flapper look. Over it, I tell you. Do you hear me Karl Lagerfeld? You may see the Great Gatsby. I just see boring and tired.

And  I wouldn’t want to be standing next to her, getting fwapped by those crazy beads every time she moves.

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Hit me with your best shot

February 5, 2009 at 4:28 pm (All Black, Beaded, Boots, Leggings, Sequins, Sheer, Stripes, Sweater, Tank, Taylor Momsen) (, , , , , , )

I am utterly and completely over Taylor Momsen’s Pat Benatar look.  Those leggings are really unfortunate.

Plus, I get totally annoyed every time I see her photo. She’s 15 and newly famous. Why does she always look so pissed off about being photographed?

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Just not that into you

February 3, 2009 at 11:02 am (Beaded, Gladiator Sandal, Jennifer Connelly, Sequins) (, , , , , , )

Note to Jennifer Connelly’s Balmain dress: I’m just not that into you.

I’ll grant you that it’s interesting. But interesting is a code word for, ” I can’t think of anything better to say.” It feels part Dynasty, part mother-of-the-bride, and part Flintstones.

I like the shoes– a lot, actually– but don’t think they relate to the dress at all. It’s like Joan Collins’ shoulders and Sasha Fierce’s feet.

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Trashier

January 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm (Beaded, Livia Giuggioli, Paris Hilton, Sequins, Shiny) (, , , , , , , )

Am I crazy, or is this just a trashier version of the Livia Giuggioli (aka Mrs. Colin Firth) Mamma Mia premiere dress?

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Fit

January 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm (Beaded, Blake Lively, Sequins, Strapless) (, )

Memo to Blake Lively: See all the wrinkles and puckering? Your dress is too small.

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QVC

December 11, 2008 at 1:15 pm (Bangles, Belt, Buttons, Clutch, Costume, Metallic, Military, Paula Abdul, Ruffles, Sequins, Shiny) (, , , , , )

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Is this how you have to dress to sell jewelry of QVC? Or is Paula Abdul competing in the Michael Jackson dress-alike contest?

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Hair extensions

December 8, 2008 at 11:42 am (Cardigan, Metallic, Rumer Willis, Sequins, Shiny, Tank) (, , , , , , )

I’m all for experimenting with hair styles and colors. But this ‘do should be retired.

The color is actually nice, but the stringy curls and shapeless style are bad, bad, bad.

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Fashion solace

November 25, 2008 at 2:39 pm (Cornrows, Metallic, Olga Kurylenko, Sequins, Tulle) (, , , , , , )

Olga Kurylenko’s Chanel dress is an enormous Quantum of Solace. Is she trying to look like a Jamaican mermaid widow? Or a Nolan Miller Barbie, a la Dynasty? I think Joan Collins wore this dress twenty years ago.

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Kooky

November 18, 2008 at 11:05 am (Belt, Juliette Lewis, Jumpsuit, Sequins) (, , , , , , )

I usually refrain from posting Juliette Lewis because, frankly, I think she is a little kooky. Not raving lunatic kooky, but just ‘off’ enough that I don’t take her fashion choices seriously.

I still hold to that general premise. Juliette Lewis *is* kooky. But I couldn’t let this sequined jumpsuit go by without any comment.

If you aren’t a Solid Gold dancer, you have absolutely no business sporting a sequined jumpsuit with a 4″ belt. None. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. And, Juliette, despite your attempts to be a singer, you are NOT a Solid Gold dancer.

But what I love best is how dang proud she looks wearing this ridiculous get up!

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