Where have you been, Mischa Barton?

June 19, 2008 at 12:22 pm (Beaded, Leather, Scarf, Sheer, Shorts, Suede, Tights, Tribal, Vest) (, )

Just yesterday, I was pining to myself, “Where are you, Mischa Barton? It’s been several days since I’ve seen you in a wacky ensemble. You actually looked quite nice at the Viktor and Rolf event in London. Maybe you changed stylists? Or actually hired one?”

But don’t despair! Our gal is back in predicatably bad fashion.

Here she is at the Billionaire Boys Club event in London last night. Maybe she was competing in a contest to wear as many random items as possible at one time– kinda like seeing how many jelly beans you can fit into your mouth at once.

 

 

Here’s the tally of items in this outfit:

1. patterned scarf
2. sheer blouse with embroidered front
3. beaded vest
4. leather jacket
5. bright yellow silk short shorts
6. black tights
7. beaded suede sandals
8. shoulder bag

 

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Pocahontas, DDS

June 12, 2008 at 10:01 am (Fringe, Mischa Barton, Suede, Tights) (, )

Dear Diary– Today I have to go to the dentist. I HATE to go to the dentist! The technicians wear such ugly scrubs and the dentist wears that shapeless medical jacket. Ugh. Thank God I am not a dentist!

I think I’ll spruce up the visit with my fun new moccasin boots. I really love them! Thigh-high boots are da bomb, and all the fringe really kicks butt.  I like to pair them with black tights. It’s only 100 degrees in New York City today, so encasing my legs in nylon and suede will be totally comfortable. I’ll just add my super-duper over-sized white tee to complete the look. Dentist office, here I come!

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