January 30, 2009 at 3:07 pm (Belt, Hat, High Waisted, Leggings, Mischa Barton, Necklace, Scarf, Shiny, Suspenders, T-Shirt, Tank) (, , , , , , )

Now, this seems like a whole lotta look for just walking down the street (even if it is a street in Paris during Fashion week).

Each individual component is tolerable, but all together (hat, necklaces, tank/tee, suspenders, belt, bracelet, skirt, tights, purse, scarf, tights, shoes) with a big hair and dark eyeliner equals too much.

And Mischa….darling…let me introduce you to a bra. When you’re wearing something high-waisted, you really need to wear a bra.

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September 17, 2008 at 11:41 am (Kirsten Dunst, Suspenders, Tank) (, , , , , , )

No one would really describe me as demure. I’m more tell-it-like-it-is. Straight Talk Express, without the John McCain. I don’t do demure or coquettish or coy.

And Kirsten Dunst shouldn’t do demure either. She’s 24 and has been a professional¬†actor since kindergarten. Gimme a break. Demure my arse.

So why does she sport this coy stance? The unmade face, rumpled hair, adolescent skirt with completely useless shoestring suspenders and spaghetti strap tank don’t do her any justice.

She is lovely. She is talented. She is successful. Look like it, dang it! Stand up straight! Wear a bra! Put on some make up! And please, please, please wear some better clothes!

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