Hall of Shame

These folks are guilty as charged, for committing heinous crimes of fashion. Read on:

TOO COSTUMEY

JANET JACKSON
  
We know her first name ain’t baby. And it also ain’t fashion. She is too theatrical. And way too much cleavage. Half the time, she doesn’t even look comfortable. What makes sense on stage and on the red carpet are two very different things.

BAI LING
  
This girl is a complete whack job. She should just wear a thong and stick-on pasties that say, “Look at me! Take my picture! TAKE MY PICTURE!!!” She is an over-exposed exhibitionist starving for attention. Perhaps she needs a psychotherapist as much as she needs a stylist.

HONORABLE MENTIONS
BJORK- Come on, that’s too obvious
CELINE DION- She didn’t get her own Vegas show for nothin’

TOO VINTAGE

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL
  
All hail the queen of frump. This girl is 30 years old. 30. Not 90. So why does she always look like she just rolled out of bed? I think you can be both artsy and stylish. And that usually begins with a bra. And a comb.

RUMER WILLIS
  
She has two very good looking and stylish parents (although her chin is more Jay Leno than Bruce or Demi). And she can look good– we’ve seen it on occasion. But she usually flirts with this androgynous/ vintage/ eighties/ grungy look that is really a mess. And what is the deal with her posture?

HONORABLE MENTION
MICHELLE WILLIAMS- She usually looks good, but definately creeps toward frumpy.

TOO BARBIE

 JESSICA SIMPSON

  
This is what happens when your fashion icon is Daisy Duke. Too much jiggle. Too blonde. You know a girl who has her own line of hair extensions is a little too Barbie!

JENNY McCARTHY
  
Yowza. It’s ok to leave a little to the imagination.

HONORABLE MENTIONS
PARIS HILTON- She is more about getting attention than good fashion.

TOO TRAIN WRECK

  
SHARON STONE

HONORABLE MENTIONS
BRITNEY SPEARS- She didn’t get rid of the trailer trash look when she dumped KFed.
COURTNEY LOVE- Her doll parts don’t look too good

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