Why won’t jumpsuits die a natural death? They are universally unflattering, unless you happen to be over 6 feet tall. Kate Walsh’s is particularly unattractive, unless she intended to look like a barrel or the Dalai Lama.
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My eyes! My eyes! Dear Lord in heaven, my eyes!
My retinas have burned and my pupils are dilated, all due to Katy Perry’s pant suit!
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Nicole Kidman has been disappointing me with her consistent L’Wren Scott wardrobe. Soooo snoozy. Really. Is there anything remotely interesting, fresh, or unusual about this dress?
Wake me up when she starts wearing Chanel again.
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WTF? When did Valentino morph into an Oopma Loompa?

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Michelle Obama followed Jackie-O’s fashion footsteps across the pond. Has she been a little more casual than I would suggest? Perhaps. But she’s also been looking fresh and classy and fabulous.
Today’s outfit I just don’t get. First and foremost, it does not match. And I think it was intended to match. The shoe, dress and cardigan colors are all off, and not it a quirky “this doesn’t match but it goes together” way, but in a “she really wants these to all the the same color but they aren’t.”
And what is the deal with the sweater? Besides being off-buttoned (is that on purpose?) and manically argyled (the left sleeve, which you can’t see here, is also argyle), it just isn’t appealing.
While I love that she is rewearing the inaguration Jimmy Choo shoes, I didn’t think the green color worked on inaguration day and I don’t think they work today.
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Memo to Kim Kardashian: You have cantaloupes, not tangerines. The girls need waaayyyyy more support than this. Lift ’em high, girlfriend! And never ever balance them over a mega high waisted belt again. Not doing you any favors!
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I’m not sure I can even call this an outfit.
Doesn’t it look like Liv Tyler threw a cardigan over her nightie to grab the newspaper off the front stoop?
Or perhaps she’s recreating the final scene from Bridget Jones’s Diary, where Bridget is chases after Mark Darcy in her tiny undies after he reads the unflattering comments in her diary.
Either way, this just isn’t an outfit.
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Please, Katie Holmes. Please make it stop. For the love of God and all things fashionable and holy. This just doesn’t suit you.
The Jason Wu dress is not the strongest look in his Fall 2009 collection. The footless leggings are far too LiLo. And I really dislike the Rousseau shoes.
The only good thing I can say is, “at least you didn’t design it yourself!”
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I guess you gotta give Diane Kruger some props for trying. She tries very hard. And she is usually soooo close.
But, as they say, close only counts in horseshoes. Certainly not in fashion.
The Roberto Cavallichain link dress seems a little frumpy figure skater. And I don’t get the fur shrug with dress. Put it on a tailored Dita von Teese or Victoria Beckham look and I get it. But with an edgy dress and trash sack booties? Nuh-uh.
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I know the last Spice Girls tour didn’t go so well. Did Victoria Beckham decide to join the Village People instead?
I love/covet/worship the Valentino bag (although Fergie’s in cream was even better), but the rest of this dumpy gray montage can go. Especially the atrocious hat/sunglasses combo. Yikes!

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