Superhero powers

September 8, 2008 at 10:13 am (Christina Aguilera, Sequins) (, , , , , , )

Christina Aguilera scares me a little bit. She once went through a fifties Betty Boop phase, but this look is more Sequined Goth Spider Woman with freakishly large boobs.

Memo to Xtina: you are not a superhero or starring in a comic book. You don’t have to pull your Roberto Cavalli dress halfway down your torso. You don’t have to maul your shockingly white hair with a flatiron. And you definitely don’t need to rehire this make-up technician.

It’s really a sad day when both Britney Spears and Aubrey O’Day were both better dressed than you.

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