Proportion and color

December 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm (Asymmetrical, Beaded, Debra Messing) (, , , , , , )

Debra, Debra, Debra. Let’s talk about proportion and color. Cuz this Donna Karan dress scores low on both.

If you have a smaller chest, you should not wear a dress that billows out at the bottom. It makes your minimal top half look non-existent. Unless, of course, you want too look like a boy. Or look concave.

Then color. If you are paler than 95% of the human race, you should not wear flesh tones. I am not a big fan of flesh tone clothing in general, but am especially vehement against them when you have no natural skin pigment.

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November 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm (All Black, Debra Messing, Fur, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

First of all- I don’t like Debra Messing’s shoes. It is challenging to make a strappy sandal look like a clod-hopper, but this shoe has met the challenge.

Second of all- I am underwhelmed by the dress and jacket combo. I know Debra ain’t chesty, but the dress makes her boobs look absolutely minuscule. Otherwise, I just say blah. Blah. Blah.

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Little green monster

July 21, 2008 at 11:17 am (Clutch, Debra Messing, Deep V, Metallic, Ruffles, Sashes, Shiny) (, , , , , )

I feel like Debra Messing has been wearing the same thing for the last three years. She has been wearing some variation of this dress over and over and over, and this one is particularly bad.

It is very green.
It is very shiny.
It is very puckered.
It is very big.
It is VERY boring.

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