Victorian horsey

September 25, 2008 at 4:59 pm (Belt, Eva Herzigova, Lace, Mock Turtleneck) (, , , , , , )

I get the look of Eva Herzigova’s Dolce & Gabbana dress. And I don’t hate it. But I also don’t love it. And I really don’t love the bright red lipstick.

The dress feels like Queen Victoria dressed in Ralph Lauren. It also feels a little heavy-handed, with the lace and the darting and the gathers and the high neck and the long sleeves and the scalloped edges.

Closer inspection of the fabric is also confusing. At first, I thought it was a lace overlay, a la Prada. But close up it seems that it is printed on the fabric. I dunno. I’m just so confused.

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Coochie, Coochie

August 28, 2008 at 11:19 am (All Black, Eva Herzigova, Feathers, Necklace, Strapless) (, , , , , , )

Eva Herzigova sure looks happy to be at the Venice Film Festival. Granted, being in any close proximity to George Clooney and Brad Pitt would elicit some excitement. But this seems a tad excessive.

For some reason, this look evokes images of Charo for me. Maybe it’s the overplayed feathers on skirt AND sleeve, orĀ unkempt blond hair. Maybe it’s the sparkly choker, or the Vegas showgirl sandals. Or maybe it’s the can-can pose she’s striking. Whatever it is, I say “coochie, coochie.”

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