Why the fuss?

January 26, 2009 at 2:10 pm (Beaded, Clutch, Draped, Eva Longoria, Necklace, Pastels, Ruffles, Sheer) (, , , , , , , )

Eva Longoria Parker went from her Golden Globes fashion high to this SAG awards lowest of lows. Her red Golden Globes dress was simple, sleek and streamlined. This look….aaah…umm…isn’t.

Eva, why all the fuss? You are 5’2″ tall. I say avoid the flounce and flourish when you are that height.  And, unless you are literally performing a triple lutz that minute on ice, there is no reason for a built-in-necklace-with-sheer-overlay.

The whole look is giving me an orange sherbet push-up brain freeze.

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Polly Pockets

May 15, 2008 at 6:58 pm (Backless, Eva Longoria, Pockets, Sequins) ()

I am not sure who started the pockets-in-evening-wear idea, but this dress takes it to a whole new level. There are very few absolutes in life, but here is one: pasting some big ‘ol pockets on you boobs are NEVER a good idea. Never. Ever.

I like the color combination. I don’t mind the cut of the dress, although it looks a little blousey on top. But the open back really does nothing for me.

The look isn’t horrible. But it isn’t stellar either. And we are accustomed to a lot more from Ms. Longoria!

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