Woman of the year?

June 4, 2008 at 10:25 am (Fur, Geri Halliwall, Sequins, Sheer) ()

Britain’s Glamour Woman of the Year awards are highly suspect. Case in point: a so-drunk-she-couldn’t-walk Lily Allen shielded her face with her Editor’s Special Award. Perhaps special is code for “PR Nightmare.”

Then they selected Spice Girls as the band of the year. WTF? Their tour was cut short because of low ticket sales, and Geri Halliwall showed up in this disaster.

Let’s take a closer look. The bottom half seems totally disassociated from the top. The bottoms is gauzy, loose, flowy, and a muted gray.  And why is the visible slip only on the bottom of the dress?

The top is so skin tight that her boobs are flat as pancakes. Then it is bedazzled with blue fireworks, culminating in two triumphant nipple bursts.

The whole look is topped of with a Zsa Zsa white fur boa. Wow. Nothing says Woman of the Year like a white fur boa…



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